I was trying the artsy and inspired
by how horrific this week was idea.
As I sat to begin some “art” I didn’t
realize the sharpened colored pencils
were right beside me…
You know, for a “smart girl,” I really wonder…
…my hand moved to quickly and I felt
a piercing pain on my right ring finger.
I looked down and there’s blood pouring
out of my finger and as I sat there puzzled
I realized I’d been accidentally stabbed
by Roseart Sunshine Yellow.
I can’t begin to describe the pain.
The little ones always hurt the worst.
(Ironic, no?)
Needless to say, I jumped out of bed,
blood dripping down my hand, washed
the cut (obscenely large for its origin),
and wrapped it in a Barbie bandaid.
I walked back to my room laughing
at the stupidity of the event,
which marks my first official day
as a Christmas break bum…
Unless you count the New York Times
crossword puzzle, but that’s just norm.
So I gave the art and settled for my
usual therapy: a Venti Quad Shot
Dolce Cinnamon Skinny Latte.
Quite frankly, as much as it hurts,
it’s great to know that I finally have time.
Even if it’s just to get stabbed.
It’s lovely. I love the holidays.
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